Showing posts with label Rammstein. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rammstein. Show all posts

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Ölmönger Special: Pub Winstonin Pienpanimo-olutjuhla, Pori, 11-12 August 2017

Suddenly the weekend in the middle of August was here again. The point of ending summer when the beer gods have decided to organize two beer festivals in Finland at the same time.

The funny thing is, that both of these festivals - Pub Winstonin pienpanimo-olutjuhla (Winston Fest) ja Kymijoki Beer Festival (KBF) - are organized in two remaining colonies of countries that don't exist anymore. KBF is held in Kouvola which is a colony city of the Soviet Union - or SSSR, Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik, which I prefer. Winston Fest takes place in Pori that still mentally belongs to East Germany - or DDR, Deutsches Demokratische Republik, which I prefer.

This year in KBF they decided to take the festival feeling very near the perestroika, since they cut down the electricity and shut down the festival at around 8 p.m. on the second day. I chose Winston Fest, since I knew that things like electricity, clean water, food and personal hygiene could be hard to find under the Soviet rule. To be honest, probably the arriving thunder storm had something to do with the sudden closing of KBF but it's fun to play with the idea that there could be cities worse than Pori.

Actually, Winston Fest was my choice because of all the hip things DDR was associated with, whose spirit you can still sense in Pori, Finland. Like true freedom showcased by people transported to the other side of the city inside Beetle, Trabant and Wartburg engine compartments and clean sports showcased by female runners with baritone voice and chin moustaches and male discus throwers with four boobs and two dicks. If you miss the 80's and especially the fore-mentioned things from East Germany, Pori could be just the right place for you. Please visit our city in October-November or February-March to get the right feeling.

Enough with the crap. I picked my Seamchip card from where I had left it after the last year's festival and started my two-day visit. The rules and conditions were simple:
  • Twelve Finnish microbreweries and one whisky importer were present - three breweries less than last year and no imported beers. The breweries had been changed a lot: some of the traditional visiting breweries had been changed to fresh breweries. There was also a food truck by the local restaurant Torero. The complete beer lists were available in Facebook and couple of days before the event.
  • You could pay only with a Seamchip card, which cost 2 € - if you didn't have one from last year like me - and could be loaded with hop cones worth 1 € each. Prices were usually 3-4 € per 2 dl dose or 6-7 € per a bottle or a can (0,33-0,35 l). The card was still simple to use. The only problem (not mine!) was that the currency left in the card last year was missing though it was told to stay in the card.
  • There was no actual entrance fee to the area and you could go out and get back in as many times as you wanted.
  • You were given a new small pint with each dose, bottle or can you bought. No need to wash your glass after every beer, no useless souvenirs or returnables.
  • The weather was sunny and warm on Friday and warm but cloudy with showers on Saturday, so the place was packed at 8 p.m. on Friday and rather quiet at 9 p.m. on Saturday.
So, pretty nice setting for spending two days in the festival area.
Making a long story short, the company - friends, neighbour dudes, workmates and beer fanatics - were all great. Started many good discussions and finished most of them. Also had surprisingly many great beers. Overtly shortened list of the best ones I had on either of the days for more than a sip is, in no particular order:
  • Cool Head Better Hops Than Sorry: Starts with fresh citrus, some caramel malts in the middle, ends with dry piny bitterness. Excellent more West than East Coast IPA. 
  • Linden Black IPA: Very fresh stuff with roasty start, biting citrus and bitter pine. My kinda India Black Ale.
  • Moose On The Loose / Linden / Reittausblogi PoRa Sahti: Sweet banana hits it off with juniper. Some wheaty, yeasty and citrus hoppy flavour fits nicely in. Don't know anything about good sahti but this tasted great.
  • Mufloni Azacca Pale Ale: Fresh grapefruit, some sweet citrus, too. Aftertaste has fruity and spicy resin. Worked with me.
  • Mufloni HopfenWeizen: Yeasty bitter, some wheat and banana sweetness, citrus bites in the halfway. Better than the Schneider-Weisse version? Sure.
  • Radbrew Argus: Sweet fruity malts with flowery honey-flavoured citrus. Strange IPA but the first beer from the brewery I liked to drink from start to end.
  • Tuju Stout Export N:o 1: Heavy roast, strong malts. Cocoa, espresso and bitter finish. Tasty strong Stout.
  • Tuju Idän Samee: Biting bitter start. Orange, grapefruit, lemon - a complete fruit juice. Pine in the finish. Very nice Finnish New England style pale ale.
By only one small sip, the four-brewery collab Cool Head / Maku / Pyynikin / Fat Lizard Can Can seemed really promising NE style brew. Unfortunately, they ran out of cans before I could have one full, so no notes taken. Last ones of Saturday were two superb Scotch single malts, Port Charlotte and Octomore 10, but they were ordered "for enjoying purposes only" - no notes taken.

All in all, the local festival felt great again. They should organize these smaller nearby beer events more often. But as long as Winston Beerfest takes place in Pori and I'm not somewhere else in the middle of August - like the Soviet colony town of Kouvola - I'm a sure visitor.

Ölbeat

After three great beer festivals this summer, started from SOPP Tampere, continued at Craft Beer Helsinki and ended here, and having an odd but fun Sober June, there's a long dark fall and probably a cold sunless winter ahead. Even though the summer wasn't especially warm, I'll be missing the summer sun. Only the East German landscape of Pori will stay.

Rammstein: Sonne (YouTube)

From the 2001 album Mutter, the song was written by Rammstein.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Ölbeat 191: Prykmestar Talvibock

Brewery: Vakka-Suomen Panimo (in Finnish)
Country: Finland
Style: Doppelbock
Abv: 9,2 %
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What about the beer?
Colour is nut dark brown with a small tan head. Aroma has sweet caramel, dark fruits and malts. Taste starts with sweet malts and fruits. Caramel malts and sweet dark fruits take over with raisins and berries. Towards the end sweet fruits and berries get on top with some alcohol bitterness. Aftertaste has fruity sweet bitterness and some warming alcohol.

Sweet and delicious Doppelbock for warming up the cold winter nights. Malt and fruit flavours join to make a tasty treat. Vakka-Suomen Panimo seems to be the right Finnish brewery for German-style beers.

Ölbeat

If the was any consistency in the beer and music pairings, the right kind of choice would be a sweet soul or an spicy r'n'b song. Nah, consistency is boring. The brew is not, and neither is Rammstein.

Rammstein: Ich Will (YouTube)

From the 2001 album Mutter, the song was written by Rammstein.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Ölmönger Tales: Orval the Unholy


Prologue


"Boring." The ruler of Belgium, King Orval, was sour and out of shape. He yawned at the Joker, moved his right thumb horizontally under his chin and looked away as the guards took the funmaker to meet the Executioner. While the blade of Executioner's axe flew through the air and bit the head off one's shoulders once again, the King's thoughts were elsewhere. He was bored with the similarity and orderliness in Belgian court. He was bored with the Queen, the Queen's sister, the Countess of Chimay and the maid of honours, who all looked, smelled and tasted the same.


He knew that messing around with another countries and cultures was a strictly forbidden form of infidelity in his country. Even as the King, he wouldn't have immunity in the supreme court. He could face the Executioner or - even worse - be condemned to spend eternity in the tower of his palace without ever having a chance to change. Despite the risks, King Orval decided to conquer some hearts outside his kingdom's borders...

"Bored! B-O-R-E-D! You dumb illiterate f**ks!"

Stepping out of the storyteller mode, it's time for the New Year's Eve joint posting of Finnish beer bloggers. Wouldn't call the 2nd time a tradition yet, but we're getting there. Last year the selected beer was Sinebrychoff Porter, which I was lucky to enjoy for the first time then. This year Orval received the honour to be the subject of the posts. If you want to get past the bullshit, feel free to scroll to the end of the post where you can find the links to other blogs in the pack.

I wrote an Ölbeat post about Orval last spring, so I felt obliged the do something different this time. Since Stevie Wonder's Superstition still works perfectly with the brew, it would have been just too easy to write a re-review and choose the same song again. Just changing the artist and the song would've looked like I have some kind of bipolar personality disorder which would have been the correct impr... err, let's leave that subject. It was simply just time for something different.

The idea of mixing Orval with some other beers popped into my head when I remembered a recent discussion with my old man about mixing porter and lager in "half and half" manner in the 60's-70's. The idea haunted me, so I decided to do it. Firstly, because it's probably unexpected to mix one of the most legendary Belgian ales with any other beer. Secondly, it felt completely unorthodox, unforgivable and wrong to do so. That is: a perfect job for one beer-culture-disrespecting asshole like Ölmönger.

To get rid of the one-time accident label and to make the experiment look completely arrogant and intentional, with the help of Twitter audience I selected four different-style and in my opinion good beers to be mixed with Orval:
  • Ayinger Celebrator, Brauerei Aying, Doppelbock, 6,7 %, Germany (Ölbeat)
  • Pilsner Urquell, Plzensky Prazdroj, Czech Pilsner, 4,4 %, Czech
  • Sinebrychoff Porter, Sinebrychoff, Baltic Porter, 7,2 %, Finland (Ölbeat)
  • Stone (Berlin) IPA, Stone Brewing, India Pale Ale, 6,9 %, Germany/United States
I expected something that tastes the way that Frankenstein's monster looks like. But let's cut the crap and get a glimpse, sniff and taste of "Orval's Bastards".

Orval Pilsner (Orval vs. Pilsner Urquell) - Pavel the Wrathful

Colour is golden yellow with a small white head. Aroma has yeast, sour fruits and malts. Taste begins with malty and sour citrus bite. Sour, slightly yeasty lemon and firm malts take over with soft bitterness and some banana flavour. Towards the end the sour and dry fruits get on top. Aftertaste has citrus sourness and malty dryness.

Even though the malts and soft bitterness of Czech Pilsner are present, Orval's sour fruits dominate. The funky Belgian yeast, however, is almost unrecognisable. Malty Czech and fruity sour Belgian make a nice union.

Orval IPA (Orval vs. Stone IPA) - Gregorius the Wicked

Colour is fuzzy golden orange with a two-finger thick white head. Aroma has funky yeast, orange and sweet apple. Taste bites first with yeasty sour-bitter citrus. Yeast, pine and grapefruit fight discreetly over the domination. Near the finish dry pine and yeasty sour lemon get on top. Aftertaste has yeasty dryness and gentle lemon-grapefruit sour-bitterness.

Expected to have some kind of Belgian IPA but got an IPA-Saisonish beer cocktail. Actually getting the funky yeasty sour touch of Orval and a bit softened and fruitier side of a straight-forward India Pale Ale. Not in any means easy-drinking but fresh, different and tasty fusion.

Orval Bock (Orval vs. Ayinger Celebrator) - Günther the Nasty

Colour is reddish dark brown with a tiny natural white head. Aroma has yeast, sweet malts and plums. Taste starts with sweet fruity and malty sour bite. Sweet caramel malts and yeasty sour lemon take over with gentle bitterness. Towards the end sweet, sour and bitter fruity and malty flavours get combined beautifully. Aftertaste has fruity sweet malts and yeasty dry bitterness.

Damn. I really thought I would mess things up by combining a legendary Belgian and a superb Doppelbock. But somehow the sour-sweet fruity and sweet-bitter malty flavours make a beautiful match. Handsome bastard, ain't he?

Orval Porter (Orval vs. Sinebrychoff Porter) - Nicholas the Ruthless

Colour is black with a large beige head. Aroma has yeast, sour fruits, roasted malts and a hint of coffee. Taste starts with yeasty and roasted sour bite. Yeasty lemon sourness dominates with light roast. Towards the end dry roast, coffee and bitter dark chocolate join the flavours. Aftertaste has fruity sourness and bitter-roasty dryness.

The aromas and the start of the taste is strongly Orval-dominated - yeasty and sour - but the Porter gets through near the finish with roasty, bitter and coffee-chocolate flavours. In the finish the elements are beautifully combined. Fine mix, all in all.

Ölbeat

For people who don't belong to any kind of purity of Belgian beer support organisations, I strongly recommend the IPA and the Doppelbock mixes and "just" recommend the others. At least I'm going to have new mixing experiences with Belgians, Germans and hopped ales in the future. As most of the mixing results were good, the unholy effort is rewarded with something completely different. Or not.

Dio: Holy Diver (YouTube)

From the 1983 album Holy Diver, the song was written by Ronnie James Dio.

As a comforting option for the biggest Orval fans who are yelling their objections to completely deaf ears and have too tight screws in their headbands, I'm offering a trip inside their deepest feelings.

Rammstein: Mein Herz Brennt (YouTube)

From the 2001 album Mutter, the song was written by Rammstein.

Other participants of the joint blogpost on Orval on 31 Dec 2016


Epilogue


Upon returning to the Belgian court after his adventures in Europe, King Orval was met by the most strict guards of purity and cleanliness of his country: Baron of Westvleteren, Cardinal Rochefort, Count of Chimay - who seemed to know the past whereabouts of the Countess - and  Ab(bo)t of St. Bernardus. Observing that the party knowed about his sins and wrongdoings, Orval bowed his head and mumbled quietly something about giving up the crown and the awaiting execution. His whispers were met by arrogant hee-haw and yelling.


"No, no, no. No easy way out. Sir, you're just grounded for life in your palace. Without a possibility to parole or any other kind of change", the Cardinal announced with an evil smile. "Long live the King!" So he does. Drowning his sorrow and unhappiness in an occasional insane laughter that erupts out of the perception that the world changes and Belgium never does.